Growing up, there was a conspiracy the ice cream man in my neighborhood, a menacing Greek man with a bald head and a mustache, would put his cigarette ashes in the ice cream of the misbehaving children that’d fire hockey pucks at his truck. For whatever reason, this conspiracy never stopped us from buying ice cream from him.
Thankfully, this story has nothing to do with rogue ice cream men. In fact, it’s the exact opposite. This is one of those feel-good stories that make you want to help an old lady across the street or buy a homeless person a sandwich.
1 Sometimes, online funding campaigns can be, well, ridiculous.
Take this GoFundMe to help Kanye get out of debt. Yes, it exists. Visit the link at the bottom of the picture if you don't believe me. I saw another one to help a dude buy "hella hats because I'm going bald." I guess shaving wasn't an option. But hey, it's the internet. We should accept this stuff as normal by now.